S:1 E:241 - THE MORNING SHOW - JUL 30TH 2024

STARTING YOUR DAY THE RIGHT WAY WITH DAVID IVERSON AND JAILBIRD JOEY ON THE INDEPENDENCE NETWORK:

TODAY THE MORNING SHOW BOYS DISCUSS:

- GOVERNOR GO-GREEN GORDON APPARENTLY WANTS TO BE A KING MAKER NOW, SINCE HE ALREADY GOT TO PLAY "HIGH LORD FACE DIAPER AND KING OF COVID" BACK IN 202-2022, SO HE IS THROWING AROUND A TON OF OUT OF STATE CORPORATE PHARMA MONEY IN ORDER TO TRY AND SAVE HIS REDCOAT BUDDIES DURING THE ELECTION VIA HIS VERY POORLY NAMED "PAC-PAC" (I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS, THAT’S WHAT THE GENIUS NAMED IT)

- POORLY ATTENDED PAGEANTS! LET'S BE HONEST, THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT DEBATES, AND THEY BARELY QUALIFY AS FORUMS. HOWEVER, THERE IS A SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT AND ELITISM AMONG MANY OF THE GROUPS THAT ASSUME A CANDIDATE CAN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY OR GET ELECTED UNLESS YOU COME KISS THE RING AT THEIR "SCHEDULED PLAYTIME". JAILBIRD JOEY AND DAVID IVERSON DON'T SEE EYE TO EYE ON THIS ISSUE, BUT CAN THEY "DISAGREE BETTER"

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